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racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

im not kidding

I did the calculations and I’m pretty sure I broke even with calories consumed/calories burned today and I don’t know whether to be proud or concerned…

elenamorelli:

{ tiny black panther and the spring }
-luna, green grass, flowers, dirt, and an olive tree-

revering:

one second they need you, the next, they don’t even know you exist

modcloth:

Katie Vernon's adorable critter illustrations.  <3

bunnyfood:

(via peterfromtexas)

Why couldn&#8217;t this happen to me

bunnyfood:

(via peterfromtexas)

Why couldn’t this happen to me

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

lbateman:

Pretty much.

lbateman:

Pretty much.